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Wake up in the morning with ebola cereal
Have it with some H1N1 eggs
Put some swine flu bacon on the side and wash it down with foaming sars
But I should have checked the date on the milk, 'cause now I'm feeling kind of sick
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Fedoracore
01:57
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I'm the supreme gentleman but no one seems to care
I dress well, I drive a fucking sick car and I have perfect hair
So why do they all ignore me? when I deserve them all
Where's the 10/10 by my side at the bar's last call?
(Chorus)
Does my chivalry disturb you?
or is my unrelenting charm?
I swear I'm so fucking hot, I set off all the fire alarms
They're all just so beautiful
why do they prefer the jocks?
why don't I have a line out front, begging for my cock?
I'd even hold the door open and let them all come in
for my 23rd birthday party begin
(Chorus)
Everybody says that I'm a self entitled prick
so what? I don't care, they all make me sick
they don't know the time of day it takes to be a gentleman
It's uncool, unjust, it's not fair.
They all broke my perfect constitution
so here comes the day of retribution
they'll see what a gentleman I am, once they're all dead
fuck I have some dumb ideas, I should just rent a whore instead
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Nibbles
02:24
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Nibbles normally woke up in the afternoon
he liked to smoke cones and watch cartoons
doing dumb shit and wasting his days away
buying pot with all of his centrelink pay
(Chorus)
His name's Nibbles
He's the guy
Does Stupid Stuff when he gets high
Nibble's started noticing a change in his brain
altering his view of the reality plane
he wanted to make a change but he had to do it right
so that's when nibbles got up one night
(Chorus)
That's when he started killing stray cats for food
he did it because the munchies told him to
he had discovered a taste for domesticated pets
and enjoyed it so much that he couldn't have regrets
(Chorus)
The weed started making nibbles paranoid
he had to lash out at the world that played him at a toy
so he found a group to help him feel less pissed
and started blowing up buildings as a terrorist
(chorus)
Nibbles recruited all his other stoner mates
to eliminate all the sober ingrates
and they weren't going to stop until they were all dead
so the world could be ruled by pot heads
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Give Up The Drugs
01:49
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I'm a good boy
I don't get smashed
but if you do you're gonna get bashed
go out with your friends, have fun sober times
and you won't go back to smoking crack from your mate's sack
(chorus)
I don't like drugs, so neither should you
that's why I started by straight edge crew
we beat up drunks and addicts to make ourselves feel though
but no coffee for me thanks, 'cos that shit's rough
(chorus)
Doing lines and taking tokes
brain like an egg, scrambled yolk
quit weed before you overdose
this song is definitely not a joke
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Ana Key
00:07
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Fuck Adelaide
02:00
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I hate Adelaide, it really fucking sucks
It's a shitty little town and I think it's pretty fucked
well if you disagree, you're so wrong
and now I'll inform you by singing this song
The city's nice and clean, and never full of trash
when you fuck unprotected, you won't get a rash
the air's not polluted by shitloads of cars
and the bouncers hardly beat you up in any of the bars
I fucking hate the people here
why are they so damn nice?
would it kill these fucking dickheads to be a cunt once or twice?
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Anywhere East Of Germany
02:09
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Gonna go to Russia, gonna ride some bears
it's anywhere east of Germany, for anyone who cares
Gonna head to Russia, to go and meet Borat
Gonna go to Russia, where people wear stupid hats
Gonna go to Russia, gonna see the Fjords
Gonna go to Russia, to hang out with the nords
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Teenaged band, '99
be like Korn and get in line
I only need one thing
A new guitar with a seventh string
(chorus)
Been our dream since we were bored
to get on stage and look down with scorn
on a crowd, they'll be reborn
and they'll all say 'I can't believe It's not Korn'
Got ourselves some new toys
to help the guitar make a 'blip blip' noise
bass guitar is tuned down low
we shat ourselves playing the brown note
got a riff, it's a gun, it goes 1010101
singing's hard, it's an art
you have to cry the chorus part
(chorus)
We'll work hard and with some luck
appeal to youth by saying fuck
time has passed
band has stopped
now we all just play hip-hop
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Tinfoil
00:22
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9/11 Jokes Aren't Funny
00:06
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Prayers In A Cubicle
02:50
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The Condominator
04:46
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